A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. The children began to identify each color, taste that color and say: "Red.........................cherry," "Yellow......................lemon," "Green.......................lime," "Orange......................orange," Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," the teacher said, "I'll give you all a clue, it's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"